I was looking really cute with my new pajamas tonight which totally masked my earlier deviousness. Just for kicks earlier on I decided to pee all over Dad when he was changing me. It was a little old school. I haven't done that since I was a three month old so it was mainly for nostalgia. A couple years from now I'll probably get reprimanded but if I can get away with it now why not. You are only a baby once.
Taking full advantage of my cuteness.