Thursday, May 31, 2012

I will sleep well tonight

Oh what a day I had with my Deeda. Such a day that I totally didn't bother having an afternoon nap since I was having so much fun!
Unfortunately, I didn't expect to implode when I got home!
Nice to know there are people who will put me in my crib! I don't think the carpet would feel very good in the morning. -Jaxon

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Sometimes I Share

It was so much fun to visit my friend Bailey today. I am all about sharing, especially with cute girls. I spent most of the day giving her things.
But I do draw the line on a few things.
Ask me to share my Mommy and I will throw a fit. I don't care if you are a cute little girl! -Jaxon

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Hanging with Max

Well, my friend Max came in from California and brought his Daddy. As it turns out, our Daddies knew each other when they were little boys.
Sadly, unlike our Daddies we are a lot more supervised.
With all the supervision we didn't have the opportunity to try and repaint the the bathroom like our Daddies did when they were our age. Seriously, I think our parents are not letting us have a real childhood! -Jaxon

Monday, May 28, 2012

Happy Memorial Day!

Very upsetting. So proud of my Mommy for being in Iraq but it turns out there are some Babies whose parents never make it back from a War. : (
I guess sometimes people have to go to protect the little babies in this country. It is just sad when they don't make it home.
Thank You Soldiers! -Jaxon

Another Playmate in the Oven!

This whole birthing process is very exciting. Turns out that there are new playmates for me just waiting to pop out of their Mommies.
Oh the anticipation! So exciting that in a matter of days two of Mommy's friends are going to have babies. Hard to believe I was was once inside of my Mommy the same way. Still don't understand how Daddies fit into this whole equation but I figure I'll just have to live and learn. -Jaxon

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Becoming My Daddy

They always said we kind of looked alike. Well, we might as well start wearing each others clothes right?
If Daddy isn't going to share, no problem, I will just take them by force.
I am way "Too cool for school". I don't care if I am a couple of years from being able to fit into these things, I am growing-up fast! -Jaxon

Friday, May 25, 2012

Is this what happens to the acts that screw-up?

I went to the Aquarium today with my friends Ian and Corbin. Very fun! As usual the fish were very happy to put on a fabulous show for us!
Kind of made me think when I came home and had Halibut though. If the fish don't behave at the Aquarium is this going to be their fate?
Secretly I worry that the world might be a much crueler place. :( -Jaxon

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Is this Seafood?

Well, it was a nice day so we decided to have some food outside by the water. It was definitely time for some "Seafood"!
Very tasty! Very curious how food that comes in a boat tastes like Chicken though. Oh well, I guess there is a reason they call it "Chicken of the Sea". Ahoy! Jaxon

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

A Surprise Visit From Deeda

So I thought it was going to be just a typical night with Mommy and Daddy. But all of a sudden, Deeda was in our house! To think she just wanted to drop the food off without visiting me! Apparently she thought I would get too worked-up when she left.
I completely pushed Mommy away so we could play. But all of a sudden I turned my little head and she was gone! I believe that Mommy and Daddy are conspiring to keep me away from her because they fear her popularity with me! -Jaxon

Monday, May 21, 2012

Making Sure Daddy Doesn't Starve

I've noticed that Daddy is getting a lot thinner recently, which is a little concerning to me. A growing Man needs to eat Daddy! Well, if Daddy isn't going eat properly I will help him out.
Sometimes a Boy needs to look out for his Daddy if he isn't properly taking care of himself! I may need to start feeding him vitamins at night. -Jaxon

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Taking More Creative Control Of My Blog

Now that my Blog is becoming more popular it is important for me to increase my demands.
I expect soy pudding pops just so I can be in more of a creative mood before I write. I need to be catered to just like any other celebrity for God's sake!
Also, I reserve the right to cut anything that I don't think portrays me in positive light or I feel is offensive. I don't think the blog will suffer. Plenty of celebrities have taken more creative control and not had problems.
Just saying I think it is time for a contract renegotiation. -Jaxon

Saturday, May 19, 2012

My Carnivorous Ways!

Well, Daddy took me to Burgermaster tonight. Yummy! I had no trouble polishing off half a cheeseburger and fries. As a result, I was a bit stuffed when the whole adventure was over.
Well, just like a little Roman Emperor after a feast I was in the mood for a second helping. So as soon as I got home I decided to try some whale meat.
Paul Watson would have probably jumped out of the TV to give my Daddy a thrashing for even entertaining such a notion but Paul is on a need to know basis only.
Full disclosure, it turns out the whale I was eating was a dolphin . . . which probably makes it worse. Hey, I'm a baby, I'm not paid to make moral judgements, I just eat what is in front of me! -Jaxon

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

What A Cute Baby I Am!

Yeah don't doubt it . . . I am one cute baby. Don't I look peaceful sleeping!
So why don't I get to do whatever I want!??!?! It seems like the older I get the more rules start coming my way. These new rules also come with a thirty second time-out. With a face like mine I should be able throw stuff from my plate and be rewarded with a cookie! I bet I would have more clout if I were a girl! -Jaxon

Tuesday, May 15, 2012


Phew! I finally got my hands on some coffee today. Mommy left a cup laying out in the morning and I made my move. Got it!
It was wonderful! It was nostalgic also. I remember tasting it when I was in the womb and now I finally had my hands on it. Sadly, Mommy really didn't cooperate very well. She gave me a cup . . . but nothing was in it. Denied! Apparently, in the future coffee will be something I will have to fight for.
Looking forward to my next caffeine injection! -Jaxon

Monday, May 14, 2012

Fun With Water!

We sure had a hot day today. Weather like this and a little guy like myself needs to strip down and get into water quickly. Thankfully, my parents recently purchased a Water Table!
So much fun to play in the water. Mommy's iPhone seemed like it wanted to play too so I dumped it in the water the way Daddy dumps me in the bath. Hey, I'm just trying to make sure that it stays cool and clean. I didn't think I deserved a 30 second "Time Out". I was just trying to help! -Jaxon

Don't Play Fast and Loose Daddy!

Now that I am riding a bicycle Mommy and Daddy have become all safety conscious. They have decided that I need a Helmet to protect my little head.
Well, we went to the REI sale but a funny thing happened. Daddy decided to try and play fast and loose with my safety and negotiate for the cheaper helmet. What the?!?! The protection of my brain is not negotiable Daddy!
Lucky for Daddy the more affordable one looked like a Dinosaur. This way everyone wins, even though Mommy put him in the Dog House for a little bit. -Jaxon

Sunday, May 13, 2012

I Love My Mommy!

Well, I have had my SECOND Mother's Day. I sure am getting old. My Mommy gives me all sorts of attention ALL the time and always plays with me. She is wonderful!
She really isn't into Attachment Parenting though. She weaned me off the breasts quite a long time ago and only brings me to bed when I am really upset.
Oh well, I guess this is just a result of Dr. Tom being my pediatrician instead of Dr. Bill Sears. Oh well. -Jaxon

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Daddy is Back!

No wonder Daddy was treating me so well last Saturday . . . he had to fight crime as a Superhero in another city. Well, not such a problem, I did appreciate 100% attention on me! When he came home he showed me where he kept is Super Hero gear when he was on the road.
He was fighting crime in "Chicago" this week. He calls it insurance, well, I would call making sure the streets are safe insurance also.
Daddy even got to visit my friend Ben, I asked him if he would take him back with him but he told me that his Mommy and Daddy wouldn't have approved.
Well, at least I was treated well when he came home. Besides, Seattle needs protection with "Insurance" also. -Jaxon

Saturday, May 5, 2012

With Pleasure Come Pain Part 2

Well, just like baby tomatoes I have discovered another new love . . . ice cream. Today I had my first ice cream cone from Molly Moon's. Of course, once I started I absolutely could not stop.
The whole thing ended with a massive and I mean massive "Brain Freeze". It's interesting how it just hit me. One second I'm experiencing the pleasure eating ice cream as quick as possible and a second later I'm in traumatic pain, feeling like my little head just got stuffed into a freezer.
Well, regardless, I will demand a return to Molly Moon's soon. I will just return a little wiser. -Jaxon

Friday, May 4, 2012

Goodbye MCA!

I am still getting to know my parents but I know that sooner or later I will have to Fight For My Right To Party! So it is sad that Adam Yauch aka MCA of the Beastie Boys is no longer with us.
Daddy let me watch some of his greatest hits on YouTube today. I watched the videos for (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) and Sabotage. Very enthralling but I thought Daddy's enthusiasm was a little overblown.
They kind of remind me of a raucous play date. Glad to see you can have fun like a baby well into adulthood!
I asked Daddy if he would fill my bottle with Brass Monkey as a tribute but he denied me. Already, I realize to Party I will have to Fight! -Jaxon

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Demonstrating My Masculinity

I was watching KING 5 News today and WOW! My gal Christie Johnson was reporting from Point Defiance Zoo with . . . Leopard Cubs!
I don't think it would be that big of a request if they gave ME one. After all I virtually get everything I want anyway. There were some comments that I couldn't deal with a Leopard in the house so I showed my strength.
Totally ready to dominate any pet! Bring it on! -Jaxon

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Still Trying to Stop that Vacuum!

Sometimes a struggle can take a long time. The American Revolution 1775-1783
World War 2 1939-1945
My Struggle Against the Vacuum 2011-Present
I will stop this thing. I don't like the way it seems to think it can just dominate the living room. I can become very territorial when it comes to unwelcome guests in my personal space. -Jaxon