Thursday, August 28, 2014

Schools Out For Summer!

I was a little curious about this whole "Summer Vacation" thing.  Seems like I have been spending the entire Summer going to pre-school.

Well, turns out Summer Vacation has finally started.  We went to pre-school today only to learn it was closed UNTIL LABOR DAY!

Guess its nothing but fun until September!  This will probably be the only surprise Summer Vacation I will ever have.

-Jaxon

Monday, August 25, 2014

Standing-Up For My Property Rights!

As an American Toddler I come from a long heritage of defending property against arbitrary taxation.  Defense of liberty is just something that is in my blood!
Daddy was acting a little too much like King George tonight.  He seems to think that because he pays for my meal at Taco Time he is allotted as many of my Cinnamon Crostos as he wants.

Well tonight I finally held my ground!
Sic Semper Tyrannis!

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Living Large at the Fair!

Oh my annual trip to the fair.  Best of all this time I could move around on my own and boy did I take advantage.

Last year there is no way I would have been able to try and win a goldfish or load my very own cannon.
And I certainly wouldn't have been able to walk right up and start talking-up the cute FFA girl!
Yeah, getting older and being able to walk sure has its advantages!
-Jaxon



Sunday, August 17, 2014

A Pleasant Sand Person!

Today I had an agenda, get into as much SAND as possible.  Generally, Daddy is wary of me getting into this stuff at the park since I always have a way of tracking it home but today he was feeling guilty after working Saturday so he loosened the rules.

I hit up the sand lots at both Magnuson and Gas Works Park, it was great!

Yes, I was truly a Sand Person today, but a lot nicer than the ones Daddy knew of when he was a child!


Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Too Excited To Blog!

Yeah, yeah I know I have been a bit slow to blog this week but there is just way too much excitement in the air.


Yeah, you know what time of the year it is!


The only thing that gets me in trouble is that sometimes I feel the need to comment a bit too much when I see the Great White jumping out of the water to catch a seal.

I thought Interactive TV was the wave of the future!  Mommy and Daddy are just a bit old fashioned in their TV watching technique.


Sunday, August 10, 2014

Channeling Argentinosaurus

To think that Daddy didn't even know what an Argentinosaurus was when he was my age.  His only real reference was the Brontosaurus that didn't even exist!

There really wasn't anything that could rival the raw power of this thing, kind of like me.
I know, humans have evolved to where we can eat with knives and forks now but sometimes you just have to get back to your roots.  I may not be directly related to this thing in the true evolutionary tree but I am definitely related to it in spirit!

Jaxon!


Monday, August 4, 2014

My Second Facebook Post!

It has been awhile since my last Facebook post but since then all sorts of new ways to be a narcissist have come along.  Mainly Instagram and Selfies!

Some people have become masters of this and this week they were all in Ibiza.
As I understand it Justin Bieber said some naughty things to Orlando Bloom and almost got punched.
Meanwhile Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian made up after nearly a ten year falling-out.
Meanwhile, Kanye West was just around being Kanye.
Oh my, Ibiza sounds like the place for the ultimate "Play Date" even if the children our grown-ups now.

Who really cares about all this, well apparently Mommy does.  I found it fascinating also so I "Shared" it on her Facebook page when she was cooking dinner.  

I figure if Mommy isn't going to share her interests I will!

Jaxon