So over the last week I have been mastering some important traits that will allow me to attract lots of girls in the future.
Granted, it will be awhile before I like girls in "that way". Twelve years from now is basically an eternity for a baby but it's never too early to start practicing.
First, I'm learning the art of kissing. Granted it just involves grabbing Mommy or Daddy's face and planting a slobbery mouth on their cheek but hey you have to crawl before you walk and I haven't even mastered the crawling part.
I am also learning the art of flexing my muscles. I hear girls love this. I throw all my might into tightening my biceps, throwing my chest out and growling . Just wait till I grow-out of this baby fat.