What is the Disney Channel Really Good For???

I am deciding that what makes Disney worth watching is all the blonds!  Most notably Dove Cameron, the star of the movie Cloud 9.

Really, Cloud 9 didn't have much of a plot but my eyes were glued to it.  Well, mainly glued to Dove Cameron.

Not sure what compelled me to watch so intently but Daddy said I would understand more when I got older. Kind of like why he enjoyed Wheel of Fortune so much growing-up (Vanna White).

I think I might be developing my first crush though.