Thursday, July 4, 2013

Standing Up To Tyranny!

Today is July 4th.  In the spirit of the day I decided to stand-up to Tyranny!

Just like the Patriots of 1776 who demanded "No Taxation Without Representation" I demanded "Compensation For Cutting My Doughnut In Half".

When Daddy broke my July 4th themed Doughnut in half I demanded satisfaction, so I went to the corner and wailed for a little while.
You should have known better Daddy.  I am an American Toddler, the descendant of Minutemen.  Push me around at your own risk.
 Yeah I got what I wanted.  Granted, no one could put the Doughnut back together again, but Daddy did give me half of his Bismarck.
Freedom Isn't Free, Sic Semper Tyrannis!

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