I have discovered that I have the opportunity to become a Super Villain like Gru. The only problem is that McDonald's will only give me one Minion per Happy Meal. In the course of three weeks I only have two.
Still, I am determined to make the best of my two Minions.
Hey, I realize it might me a stretch to go to McDonald's 10,000 to build a Minion Army so I will get as much mileage out of the ones I have.