It seems like my babysitters have an "in" with Santa. First I got to see the North Pole and today I got to see the Man himself.
It turns out he dives. I think this has a lot of practical application. There are some remote islands out there that are too small for a sleigh to land on.
There were some scurrilous rumors that the man in the tank was actually KING 5 Weatherman Jeff Renner but I didn't buy it.
I've never seen a beard on that guy. Why do people always say that Santa is someone else? Very confusing.