Granted, before I was born I was alone in the dark for eight months. A person would think I would be totally comfortable in the dark. Well, I'm not!
And oh did I tell Mommy about it tonight. If she thought I was going to just wait in my bed by myself for a Monster to come and eat me she was sorely mistaken.
Well, I was successful in getting Mommy to rescue me twice. Come on Mommy, snuggling with me is more fun than watching old episodes of "Mad Men". Besides, it's not "Crying Wolf" if you actually do believe a wolf is coming into your bedroom to eat you!