Toddler by the Pound?!?!?

Mommy was making a salsa and chicken pie tonight. Unfortunately, there was no crust so Daddy took me to QFC to get the final ingredient.

I was so impressed with the checking-out process that I was determined to be a part of it. I also instantly made friends with the checker.

All was fine until Daddy started joking about how much I cost. DADDY: So how much to you charge for Toddler by the pound? CHECKER: Priceless! Well the Checker at least had the right response but Daddy should never have asked the question even if he was just joking!

Darn it Daddy! I am not a commodity that can be bought and sold! -Jaxon