Now that I have given Mommy due consideration I am perfectly happy to hijack the event for myself.
When I see those two candles I don't see "34", I see 3 and 4, in honor of my impending 3rd and 4th Birthdays.
You are the most important person in the world to me Mommy! I just can't bring myself to give you an entire day without turning some of the attention to myself!
I will help you blowing out those candles!