As a growing boy it is important that I am fed at least three meals a day. That is why it made me so mad that Mommy and Daddy weren't feeding me this morning. They seemed more interested in playing on their iPhones.
Normally I would start yelling. But I am developing a passive aggressive side. What can I say, being that I am a Seattle Toddler this is a trait I will have to develop.
If Mommy and Daddy won't feed me on time I will resort to gnawing on a meatless dinosaur skeleton to make a subtle point.
There we go. They finally got their act together.