I can't believe someone would eat a cupcake and spill it all over the carpet. Of course we will never know for sure . . . I am going to point the finger at Daddy.
Spilling crumbs all over the place and just running off is not responsible at all! After all, keeping the house clean is the responsibility of the entire family.
If I ever catch the person responsible I will give them a serious talking to. But for now I think people should forget the whole incident. If there is any serious investigation it should be done by me.
You can trust me to lead an impartial investigation.