I have decided to adopt Elmo into my life as a type of surrogate little brother.
And like any big brother I'm making sure I show him the ropes.
I have heard stories from my Daddy about Uncle Mark pooping all over the house so I am bound and determined that he wears his diapers and understands how to use a toilet correctly.
I will make sure he always knows that he is part of a family.
I don't mind an addition to the family, as long as he is stuffed.