Mommy still watches that show "Jersey Shore".
I recently had a Birthday party and all my friends came over. Still, it was mostly because I was a baby and thus endlessly cute.
Turns out when you get older people judge you more on your actions.
Tonight everyone came over for DJ Pauly D's Birthday because he was nice to everyone. Turns out that Mike "The Situation" was mean to everyone so nobody came to visit him.
Apparently, there are consequences to your actions. I'm going to remember this the next time I visit my friends.