Hello Ladies!

Daddy said that since my three year check-up with Dr. Tom went so well that we should go to the Happy Meal Place.  Well, that was a treat in itself but could you believe it! A whole line of women were there for me to flirt with!  Since they were all waiting to order they were a captive audience.

Well, I pulled out all the stops.  I danced feverishly and even gave them one of my drawing just to prove that I am athletic AND creative.  Well, it worked, one of them even admitted I was a "Ladies Man".

I sure know how to turn it on when it counts!  I definitely have game.

-Jaxon

Minions From McDonald's

I have discovered that I have the opportunity to become a Super Villain like Gru.  The only problem is that McDonald's will only give me one Minion per Happy Meal.  In the course of three weeks I only have two.

Gru still has a much bigger army than me.

Still, I am determined to make the best of my two Minions.

 One of them can actually be used as a whistle and the other one that has a flamethrower attached . . .

. . . can be used to shove into Daddy's mouth to "Test His Temperature"!

Hey, I realize it might me a stretch to go to McDonald's 10,000 to build a Minion Army so I will get as much mileage out of the ones I have.

-Jaxon

I Demand Satisfaction!

Daddy gave me the rest of the Organic Trader Joe's Chicken Nuggets with my lunch today with my broccoli. Oh was I mad when Daddy told me that that was the last of the nuggets. Grrr!

A descendant of Vikings doesn't eat a lunch that is 70% vegetables.

Good thing Daddy got his act together and got me a Happy Meal from McDonald's. With true McNUGGETS! I guess my fierce growls of anger got through to him. He redeemed himself by bringing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figure. You dodged a Viking ax tonight Daddy. Next time you pull this I will dispatch you to Valhalla without blinking an eye!

Don't force me to go Berserker!

Living the Plastic Lifestyle!

Nothing says honoring our Veterans like going to that ultimate of American institutions today, McDonald's!

And at the end of our visit I was given access to another great American institution . . . the Credit Card! I thought they didn't hand these things out to kids until they showed-up for their first day of college!

Well the people at McDonald's sent me home with one. The sweet cashier joked that it should only be used for emergencies . . . Daddy told her that if she told me that everything would be an emergency. Don't worry Daddy, I will use it responsibly, but since I have it now I'd like another Happy Meal with the other toy! -Jaxon

Curse You Morgan Spurlock

I had a pretty intense day. I had a Zoo trip followed by a trip to Ravenna park with Daddy. A day like this calls for some serious refueling at McDonald's. Sadly, eight years before I was born a movie came out that shamed McDonald's to stop super sizing fries. : ( Hey Morgan, if a Man (Or Toddler) wants to super size his fries you shouldn't be standing in the way!

So, the portion was totally inadequate for the stroller ride home.

I ate every one of those fries. Even the greasy little crumbs.

Out of frustration I started eating my stroller after that! Was a stupid documentary worth depriving Toddlers of super sizing their meals for generation. Was it Morgan! Was it! -Jaxon