Minions From McDonald's

I have discovered that I have the opportunity to become a Super Villain like Gru.  The only problem is that McDonald's will only give me one Minion per Happy Meal.  In the course of three weeks I only have two.

Gru still has a much bigger army than me.

Still, I am determined to make the best of my two Minions.

 One of them can actually be used as a whistle and the other one that has a flamethrower attached . . .

. . . can be used to shove into Daddy's mouth to "Test His Temperature"!

Hey, I realize it might me a stretch to go to McDonald's 10,000 to build a Minion Army so I will get as much mileage out of the ones I have.

-Jaxon