Caught!

Fascinating what I learn about Mommy and Daddy when I visit them after they think I have gone to bed.

Can you believe that Daddy had gone to the Happy Meal Place without me?- Well, nothing like being caught in the act to give me the upper hand in our relationship

Mommy and Daddy were being naughty tonight!

They owe me BIG TIME!

Hello Ladies!

Daddy said that since my three year check-up with Dr. Tom went so well that we should go to the Happy Meal Place.  Well, that was a treat in itself but could you believe it! A whole line of women were there for me to flirt with!  Since they were all waiting to order they were a captive audience.

Well, I pulled out all the stops.  I danced feverishly and even gave them one of my drawing just to prove that I am athletic AND creative.  Well, it worked, one of them even admitted I was a "Ladies Man".

I sure know how to turn it on when it counts!  I definitely have game.

-Jaxon

Minions From McDonald's

I have discovered that I have the opportunity to become a Super Villain like Gru.  The only problem is that McDonald's will only give me one Minion per Happy Meal.  In the course of three weeks I only have two.

Gru still has a much bigger army than me.

Still, I am determined to make the best of my two Minions.

 One of them can actually be used as a whistle and the other one that has a flamethrower attached . . .

. . . can be used to shove into Daddy's mouth to "Test His Temperature"!

Hey, I realize it might me a stretch to go to McDonald's 10,000 to build a Minion Army so I will get as much mileage out of the ones I have.

-Jaxon

Living the Plastic Lifestyle!

Nothing says honoring our Veterans like going to that ultimate of American institutions today, McDonald's!

And at the end of our visit I was given access to another great American institution . . . the Credit Card! I thought they didn't hand these things out to kids until they showed-up for their first day of college!

Well the people at McDonald's sent me home with one. The sweet cashier joked that it should only be used for emergencies . . . Daddy told her that if she told me that everything would be an emergency. Don't worry Daddy, I will use it responsibly, but since I have it now I'd like another Happy Meal with the other toy! -Jaxon