I Demand Satisfaction!

Daddy gave me the rest of the Organic Trader Joe's Chicken Nuggets with my lunch today with my broccoli. Oh was I mad when Daddy told me that that was the last of the nuggets. Grrr!

A descendant of Vikings doesn't eat a lunch that is 70% vegetables.

Good thing Daddy got his act together and got me a Happy Meal from McDonald's. With true McNUGGETS! I guess my fierce growls of anger got through to him. He redeemed himself by bringing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figure. You dodged a Viking ax tonight Daddy. Next time you pull this I will dispatch you to Valhalla without blinking an eye!

Don't force me to go Berserker!

At Least Somebody Agreed to Eat the Seaweed

As an experiment Mommy bought Roasted Seaweed Snacks at Trader Joe's. Hey, they were under a dollar so it was worth a try.

Well . . . I wasn't really sold. I am defining my tastes and unfortunately Seaweed isn't going to be part of it. I was a good boy and gave it a try but it just wouldn't take.

Thankfully, I was able to feed it to my Daddy. I think it made him nostalgic for Sushi. -Jaxon

Speeding Things Up at Trader Joe's

My Daddy was a Courtesy Clerk for his first job so bagging groceries is in my blood. When Mommy took us to Trader Joe's today I was determined to speed things up. They just don't seem to have the same sense of URGENCY that I have. Hey, I just wanted to get back to playing. A trip to the grocery store isn't fun after I've run out of things to grab. Let's get this show on the road! -Jaxon