Just like the Patriots of 1776 who demanded "No Taxation Without Representation" I demanded "Compensation For Cutting My Doughnut In Half".
Thursday, July 4, 2013
Standing Up To Tyranny!
Today is July 4th. In the spirit of the day I decided to stand-up to Tyranny!
Just like the Patriots of 1776 who demanded "No Taxation Without Representation" I demanded "Compensation For Cutting My Doughnut In Half".
When Daddy broke my July 4th themed Doughnut in half I demanded satisfaction, so I went to the corner and wailed for a little while.
You should have known better Daddy. I am an American Toddler, the descendant of Minutemen. Push me around at your own risk.
Yeah I got what I wanted. Granted, no one could put the Doughnut back together again, but Daddy did give me half of his Bismarck.
Freedom Isn't Free, Sic Semper Tyrannis!
Just like the Patriots of 1776 who demanded "No Taxation Without Representation" I demanded "Compensation For Cutting My Doughnut In Half".
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