Standing Up To Tyranny!

Today is July 4th.  In the spirit of the day I decided to stand-up to Tyranny!

Just like the Patriots of 1776 who demanded "No Taxation Without Representation" I demanded "Compensation For Cutting My Doughnut In Half".

When Daddy broke my July 4th themed Doughnut in half I demanded satisfaction, so I went to the corner and wailed for a little while.

You should have known better Daddy.  I am an American Toddler, the descendant of Minutemen.  Push me around at your own risk.

 Yeah I got what I wanted.  Granted, no one could put the Doughnut back together again, but Daddy did give me half of his Bismarck.

Freedom Isn't Free, Sic Semper Tyrannis!

Nothing Say Patriotism Like A Handle Bar Mustache

As a toddler I don't get to stay awake for the fireworks. But that doesn't mean I don't get to party! We went across the street to a party with Nora, my favorite Girl Next Door. There were lots of children there. Sadly, since I am only a year and eight months I haven't mastered the art of group play. I have mastered eating lots of sugar though. Oh I do love the cupcake!

Eating a cupcake makes me think of a time in America where Men were Real Men! There was no "Nap Times" or "Time Outs". You just lived by your own rules! Hopefully we can return to those days soon! -Jaxon