You Don't Need to Eat Meat to be Tough!

I had a very active day of running and lifting pumpkins. So one would think I was in the mood for a MANLY meal of MEAT. Though it was available for some reason I channeled my inner Herbivore.

Even though there was Sausage and Canadian Bacon on my plate I just wanted Salad. Hey, there are plenty of cool animals that prefer plants.

Sometimes the ones that live off of plants are actually the toughest! Grrr!

Cash = Pumpkins

Mommy went to the ATM today. Apparently the only currency at Swans Trail Farm is Cold Hard Cash if you want to walk away with a Pumpkin.

Good thing she remembered to get it out of the ATM because they wouldn't take debit cards. And guess who came with me. My O.G. Addyson! Well, the photos basically speak for themselves! We had a grand time!

Party in the Pumpkin Patch!

The Sword and the Refrigerator

I always knew that I was destined to be KING of the house. There is just something in me that says that I am the divinely appointed ruler of my family.

Though I can certainly dress the part I needed a true sign from GOD. Well, if I wasn't going to pull a Sword from a Stone I would at least pull one from the refrigerator.

Hey, what can I say. In the absence of a stone you sometimes have to make do when you are showing that the ALMIGHTY is giving you the right to rule benevolently. -Jaxon

Escape!

Mommy decided that she would interrupt my playing. Hey Mommy, I make the decision when I need to have my diaper changed.

I was adamant that Mommy would not impose her will on me but because of my small stature it was necessary not to be caught even if it meant jumping into my foot powered car to try and speed away. Hey, it was worth a try.

Who Would Do That???!?!

I can't believe someone would eat a cupcake and spill it all over the carpet. Of course we will never know for sure . . . I am going to point the finger at Daddy.

Spilling crumbs all over the place and just running off is not responsible at all! After all, keeping the house clean is the responsibility of the entire family.

If I ever catch the person responsible I will give them a serious talking to. But for now I think people should forget the whole incident. If there is any serious investigation it should be done by me. You can trust me to lead an impartial investigation. -Jaxon

Getting Back to my Fans!

I can't believe I neglected to write for nearly 72 hours! Well, there is a bit of an explanation. Curse those respiratory problems!

Granted they meant I got to stay-up way past my bedtime at Children's Hospital but there are only so many times I can watch "101 Dalmatians" without getting a little stir crazy!

I am an active toddler. I have friends to visit and places to be. As nice as the doctors and nurses were I needed to bust loose! =Jaxon

Getting a Little Closer to Using Power Tools!

I had a lot of fun with Papo and Deeda today. Best of all was being taken down to Papo's basement. My Daddy spent a lot of time down there when he was a little boy. He sawed and hammered but never got to use the power tools. Apparently Papo's Table Saw, Electric Drill and Blow Torch were off limits to my Daddy. I am counting on the fact that I am a lot cuter than Daddy as a little boy. Hopefully my charm will allow Papo to make an exception for me.

Well he let me see the Table Saw but it was mainly in the context of warning me about the dangers of it!

In the end I had to be satisfied with Papo allowing me use a Vice in a very supervised manner.

Oh well, I will continue my quest to use a Table Saw before my second birthday!!!!! -Jaxon