The Sword and the Refrigerator

I always knew that I was destined to be KING of the house. There is just something in me that says that I am the divinely appointed ruler of my family.

Though I can certainly dress the part I needed a true sign from GOD. Well, if I wasn't going to pull a Sword from a Stone I would at least pull one from the refrigerator.

Hey, what can I say. In the absence of a stone you sometimes have to make do when you are showing that the ALMIGHTY is giving you the right to rule benevolently. -Jaxon