Taking Care Of My Family By Taking Care of Rexy!

He is only a toddler Tyrannosaurus but I am doing my best to endear him to the family. I figure that if I make sure Rexy remembers him being fed by me he will be gentle with my family when he grows up.

My parents just don't seem to understand how big a Tyrannosaurus can get.

If I take good care of Rexy when he grows-up he will be a gentle Tyrannosaurus and be safe to have around the house.

I don't think Mommy and Daddy understand the ramifications if he grows-up to be ill tempered! -Jaxon

All Hail THE KING

Oh it is good to be a KING! As there can only be one Sun in the sky there can only be one KING of the house.

I do enjoy the activities of a KING. Be it cuddling with my pet Tyrannosaurus Rex (The only real acceptable pet for a KING) or playing with my fleet of planes and sports cars. I do appreciated the hobbies that royalty provides. Of course a KING has to rule also. Being an ABSOLUTE MONARCH is not all fun and games.

I did a good job surveying the building of my castle in the dining room. I marched across the ramparts and shouted orders to Daddy.

Sadly, Daddy was a little slow at jumping to my proclamations. I was forced to throw him into my dungeon for a little while. Sometimes it is tough to be a KING! I can't show favoritism just because he his my Daddy. God Save The Jaxon!

All the Answers in Life Come From Dinosaurs!

We went to the University Village today and I got a treat! Another book about Dinosaurs! Essentially this was a reward for me being good during our shopping trip.

The book I got, Dinosaur vs. Bedtime was a guide for how to deal with life using the philosophy of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. When diversity comes your way you just roar at the problem until you get your way.

Not a bad philosophy but it didn't work very well. My growling didn't stop me from being put down for my nap. I think it would help if I was a little larger.

Roar! -Jaxon