Gonna Sell My Baby Pictures

So apparently Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are being harassed by the paparazzi for pictures of their twins.  They even tell stories of Mariah using drugs and drinking so they can sneak in via social workers!

Why no paparazzi for me?!!?

Granted my Dad didn't have an acting part in Drumline but every once in awhile my Dad sells an insurance policy.  My pictures have got to be worth something on the open market.

For those who want to donate to the Jaxon education fund just e-mail me your credit card number. ; ) You would trust a baby wouldn't you?

-Jaxon