End of the Word

According to Harold Camping the world is ending tomorrow.  This is somewhat concerning to me since even though I am a Christian Baby, Dad didn't get off his butt and find a church to get me christened at in time.  Now the world is going to end and I haven't gotten all of my "I"s dotted and "T"s crossed.  I'm sure if the Rapture occurs tomorrow I will be safe in God's eyes because of my status as a baby who can't make true distinction about faith . . . but still I want to be totally safe.

I hope this guy is just a crank.

-Jaxon