You Can Still Be Hardcore Eating Fruit

Some Sesame Street purists have complained that Cookie Monster is loosing his edge ever since his character bowed to pressure and started eating large amounts of fruits and vegetables along with cookies.

I disagree!  It is impressive to eat massive amounts of fruit also.  You should have seen me in the kitchen today.  Daddy wasn't cutting pears quick enough so I took matters into my own hands just like Cookie Monster would have!

Still, later that night I showed I could eat cookies with as much enthusiasm as well!

I think it is impressive to aggressively eat huge amounts of food at once regardless of what type!

Cookie Monster would be proud of me tonight!

-Jaxon

Beware the Tickle Monster

I have met with many Monsters in my time.  There is the cuteness of Elmo, the energy of Cookie, the Monsters that Bailey and Me play with and of course there are some scary Monsters that lurk in the shadows outside my window.  However, I discovered one that beats all of them tonight, The Tickle Monster!

Actually, I haven't decided if The Tickle Monster is Me or Daddy, this role will have to be defined over time I suppose.

Everything being equal, the cuteness of Elmo only takes attention away from me and Cookie Monster would never share his cookies.

I prefer the Tickle Monster!

-Jaxon