Becoming A Bit Afraid Of The Dark!

Granted, before I was born I was alone in the dark for eight months.  A person would think I would be totally comfortable in the dark.  Well, I'm not!

And oh did I tell Mommy about it tonight.  If she thought I was going to just wait in my bed by myself for a Monster to come and eat me she was sorely mistaken.

Well, I was successful in getting Mommy to rescue me twice.  Come on Mommy, snuggling with me is more fun than watching old episodes of "Mad Men".  Besides, it's not "Crying Wolf" if you actually do believe a wolf is coming into your bedroom to eat you!

-Jaxon

Setting Boundaries for Daddy (No Mad Men)

Daddy has jumped on the bandwagon and started watching Mad Men. Well, you can do whatever you want when I am asleep Daddy but when I am awake there will be no passive parenting. We need 110% attention on me.

Besides, this is inappropriate television for Daddy to be watching. These guys drink, smoke and womanize way too much. My Daddy is an impressionable 36 year old. This might be appropriate behavior for Daddies in the early 1960s but not for Daddies of the 2010s.

Well, I did what I had to do. I turned the channel and ate the remote. That seemed to get the point across.

It is sad when I have to be the parent.

-Jaxon