Moving Up!

Well, I should have moved up earlier but I am no longer a Thumper at Lil' Kickers.  There were some issues earlier on in my professional soccer career, apparently I don't follow instructions as well as I should.  I am a bit of a Maverick.

Next season I am going to be a Cottontail!  Yeah, I didn't move up as fast but now look at Me!

-Jaxon

Trying To Find Love At Lil' Kickers

There are two things that draw me to Lil' Kickers.  The intense competition and the beautiful girls.  Sadly, sometimes they aren't that receptive to giving me a kiss.

Actually, one of them ended up giving me the "Slant Eye" today.

Thankfully, Aunt Ashley took me out to the park afterwards for some practice endearing myself to women.

She taught me how to give flowers and bark to endear myself first.  After that it might be more appropriate to try and steal a kiss.

I've got to try and remember not to come on so strong at first.

-Jaxon