"You Not Say That Daddy!"

I keep on seeing these pictures of Mommy and Daddy without me.  Where am I?

 Daddy's explanations are fairly lame.  Now Daddy, I am a fairly sophisticated Toddler.  I have seen enough pregnant women in my lifetime to understand that yes, I was once inside Mommy.

But this whole concept that I didn't exist once is just a little hard for me to grasp so I have chosen Denial!

When Daddy says that once I wasn't around I just say "You Not Say That Daddy!"