Chasing Biscuit

Today I saw a very FAT CAT on the news. "Biscuit" a cat from St. Louis weighs in at 37 pounds. To put this into perspective I weigh about 35 pounds. As a growing boy I am proud of my ability to put on pounds. The indignity that a common house cat can outweigh me, even by a few pounds infuriates me. Those two extra pounds are within reach. I will just have to up the ante at my meal times! You are in my crosshairs Biscuit! By the next weigh in you will be mine. -Jaxon