Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Unmasking Elmo

The world became a lot less exciting and magical today.  It turns out Elmo, my second favorite monster on Sesame Street after Murray is a sham.  This pretty much casts doubt on all the Monsters on that show now.

Elmo is actually a person.  His name is Kevin Clash and he seems nice enough but he is just another human like everyone else.  : (


I watched Kevin confess to everything on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart tonight.  Very depressing. 


I am beginning to believe that life outside the House might not be as exciting as the one portrayed on Sesame Street.

No Monsters or Anthropomorphic Animals out there.  I may be a little wiser today but that doesn't make me happier.

-Jaxon

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