Trip to the Bottom of the Ocean

Had a fun day visiting the Ocean.  It wasn't as wet as I thought it was going to be- not like my baths.  Was a little confused by the other baby down at the bottom of the Ocean that was copying my facial expressions.  Very strange.

-Jaxon

Photo Shoot

Today was my photo shoot.  I changed into three outfits and one diaper for the photography.  I love being a celebrity, but it can be tiring.  Sometimes it isn't easy being the star.

I was a little annoyed toward the end so I pooped and then peed on Dad when he was changing me at the end.  Sometimes you have to be a little obnoxious just so the parents know who is boss.

-Jaxon

Relaxing

Now that the drama of Christmas is over it's time to relax and kick back with some milk.  Love the fact that I'm in the only time in life when a big tummy is encouraged.

Also burp and to the bathroom in your pants and people think it is cute and clean you up.  Take advantage of this situation as much as you can kids.

-Jaxon

Late Christmas

Things were a little hectic yesterday so I opened my presents on the 26th.  Still a little confused about this Christmas thing.  It seems to involve a lot of picture taking and jostling me around and posing me in Santa hats.

I can't complain about the new Triceratops and blocks though.

Something about this Christmas tree thing though.  I think I'll have a thing for sparkly objects for awhile.

Charmed Life

Just visited the other set of Grandparents today.  Was showered with gifts again.  I am probably the most well dressed and well fed baby in the world.  All I really have to do is look cute when I'm sleeping and smile sometimes.  Jealous of me? Well, hate the game not the player.

-Jaxon

Christmas as a Baby rules

Very nice visiting Grandma and Grandpa.  I was held a lot and got more gifts than anyone else. When the conversation got boring I just went to sleep.

Merry Xmas

-Jaxon

Bath Time

I feel like a fat Roman Emperor having two servants pouring water and oils all over me.  This is the only way the have a bath!

-Jaxon

Respect My Authority

Mom and Dad might think they call the shots but tonight I will show who is really in charge.  We will go to bed on my terms.

Tough love for Mom and Dad.

Love,

Jaxon

Manipulation

I have Mommy wrapped around my finger now that I've learned how to smile.  Doesn't matter how much I cry when I am supposed to be going to bed and push Mommy's patience- A half smile from me instantly gets her back in my control. ; )

Milk

God I love this stuff.  I drink and drink the stuff and when I'm done I feel like a little bloated tick.
Had a little bit more then I should have and ended yacking some of it up but it was worth it.

I will not be pacified.

Daddy made an attempt to lay down the rules by forcing a pacifier in my mouth.  I just knocked it out.  I will suck a pacifier when I feel like it!